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If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
to shoot back at someone shooting at me and my homies.
I was chilling in the hood, until someone hopped out a black truck firing at me, I then ended up firing back.
wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!
Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!
A girl who dresses like they live in the early 2000s and they don’t have any real friends
Look there is Dog fire thinking she is so damn cool
A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
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