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Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.

I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.

by RLYoshi March 13, 2015


green in my lungs

smoking weed and having some of the weed in your lungs

i smoked so hard i have green in my lungs

by colindarkslayer February 7, 2021


Green Bean Milk

Mommy’s green bean milk. Heaven if you ever get to try it. If you ever get a taste of it you’ll instantly want more.

“I’m hungry what should I get?”
“You can never go wrong with green bean milk
Your right!”

by greenbeanmilk August 19, 2019


Green Bay Packered

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.

Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.

by ugh no September 26, 2015


green bay packers

The most successful football team in the history of the NFL. They have won 7 NFL Championships(3 Super Bowls). Also have the most loyal fans in the NFL. The bandwagon bear fans and asshole viking fans think they're something else, yet they don't even come close to measuring up against the Pack. The Packers have the three-time MVP Brett Favre starting at quarterback and no one can even remember the last time he missed a game. Oh, and don't forget, the Packers play at newly-renovated, state of the art Lambeau Field(which is a lot better looking than that spaceship Bear fans call soldier field). So, Bear fans, Viking fans, and Lion fans, talk all you want, but look out because the pack is back in 2008. And yes, us fans do wear cheeseheads at the games and chant, "Go Pack Go," and we're not gonna stop, it's served us well in the past.

The Green Bay Packers are the greatest football team in the history of the NFL.

by ERJS May 10, 2007

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Green Bastard

After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.

Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?

by smoke tough mcgee toker puff June 5, 2011

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Green day logic

To hate something because it is popular, or popular to hate.
This slang comes from the band Green day, which is popular and hated.
Also, hating it for a good reason is not Green day logic.

I hate Green day! Everyone likes it!
You only hate it because it is popular to hate it...that's Green day logic, biased asshole.
Up yours Green day lover!

by kidsbopneedstodie February 8, 2007

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