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Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.
Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!
When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
A luscious man with long curly red hair.
Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.
It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool