BIG MEAT JIMMY

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥

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bleached meat

a cock after being smoked by someone who recently used crest night effects. not recommended for niggers.

damn i got bleached meat ever since that snaggletoothed bitch started using night effects.

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lower back meat

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle

I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

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yeet your meat

when you yeet your dick so hard that you orgasm instantly

Mark: yo david did u yeet your meat after school
David: yea man i did it to minecraft porn

fat meat is greasy

This phrase is most commonly used when somebody has to find out the difference the hard way about something. Like saying, "You don't believe fat meat is greasy" as in "You gonna just have to find out the hard way."

You don't believe fat meat is greasy, do you?

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meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.

1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"

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