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A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"
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Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.
Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.
The most homophobic, crazy, and mentally deficient school in Minneapolis, mostly White kids acting hood to try and get black cards from their African American friends. Full of short and crazy girls. You can expect three fights a week.
All in all, a shitty, yet fucking amazing school.
“What school do you go to?”
“Susan B. Anthony Middle School”
“Awww hell nah, you one of those crazy bitches”
A middle school in northern virginia
Come visit Eagle Ridge Middle School this year.
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the only Middle school in Columbus that have great girls and guys to hang out with
Ridgeview middle School's most awesome students are Katie, Emily, Olivia, Janna, Matthew, and Colby.
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this place is a hell hole where everyone is either back stabbing bitches or fuckboys that end up no where in life and the okay people here are just stupid for staying here and the teachers are dickheads that do nothing for kids
Boy: what school do you go to
girl: robert l bland middle school
boy:*runs away*
Where thots and hoes go to suck dick and teachers always in your business and student are wild disrespectful and strange asf also there’s lots of snakes and mad drama🙄
Jennie F Snapp Middle School is Fake as fuck