talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

one eyed wink

To show one's vagina.

She gave me the one eyed wink.

Bust one out

Taking a fat nut.

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

one trixbox pony

Any organisation that does not replace the default hold music included with the trixbox software, usually indicating their lack of effort or prowess in personalising their system.

I just called XYZCorp and got an earfull of the default hold music, talk about being a one trixbox pony.

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

One Night Only

A "One Night Only" is a term for someone, usually a female, who agrees to perform in a strip club for "one night only". This usually indicates this will not be a regular occurrence, but sometimes it can be.

I just got my hair done and I feel sexy, I'm thinking about doing a one night only.