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Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.

The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.

by pinmonkey January 4, 2010


Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime August 5, 2013


monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
camel toe yoga pants vagina

by Louisiana trouser wowser March 29, 2016


Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019


Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018


Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” April 24, 2022


without pants

a fat man who sweats a lot playing video games naked, somtimes putting frozen burritos under his man titties to cool down

Fat Gerry was pulling a classic without pants move last night, fat ass was sweating buckets just trying to walk to the restroom to take a shit

by DIRTY MIKE 8787 August 22, 2015