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future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.

Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.

by zanderfin December 8, 2019


Perfect Princess Jasmine

That incredibly hot girl .When you where a kid. Letting her go was stupid. 20 years roll by but still she's the one. By miracle she shows back up she is a perfect Princess Jasmine like no time has passed then you realize she will always be your Perfect Princess Jasmine.

Dam is that girl from the hood back in the day she still a perfect Princess Jasmine

by kprichmond925 May 7, 2021


Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 8, 2011


Perfect playlist

Achieving the final form for a playlist, one that you can press shuffle and not having to skip.

Kyle: Hey Steven, check out my playlist
Steven: Holy crap, this shit is a perfect playlist

by Prof.Bacon December 5, 2021


Beyond Perfection

ShadowBinder someone who is so perfect that the word perfect can't describe her, my wifey, fav mod, and someone I'd die for in a heartbeat

Shadow is so indescribably perfect she's beyond perfection

by Marbleous February 11, 2021


perfect il

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.

“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.

by The stimulation theory. September 6, 2022


super-perfection

The be perfect beyond mortal perfection. To achieve perfection at a level uncomprehendable to mere mortal men.

Chris breeds super-perfection

by Someguynamedjames July 4, 2009