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When you are talking to a girl that you are interested in, and you send a message to her containing thousands upon thousands of rat emojis.
Me: "I think this girl likes me so I'm going to rat bomb her"
Bro: "That's fucking stupid"
Me: "🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀..."
A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.
That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.
Tommy: if you have that kid he’ll use all your money!
Jason: What?
Tommy: Kids are expensive, you’ll be a dirty fucking poverty rat
What a specimen known as “Chi Lipa” creates, promulgates and spreads around innocent beings. It is done for her own enjoyment and comes from pure evil.
- Omg, not even the MOR couldn’t hold all of Chi’s ratness.
- Well, that’s why she got McFired, for being such a rat.
Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋
September 5- September 8
A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July
A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big
Justin’s a carpet rat