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A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "
a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness
“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”
David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!
I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.
David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"
David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic
The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.
David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering