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David Ji

The most ultimate gamer of all time like omg

Quandale dingle here said David Ji

by Every single person on earth December 1, 2022


david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 20, 2020


david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 15, 2023


David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023


David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 25, 2020


David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024


David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by November 21, 2021