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A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
A game that has nothing to do with football.
American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
Americans speed running brain damage.
American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
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When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"
"Nah, that shit's messy"
American generation's and Benningfield junior as the axe man.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
American GANBJrASTAXE by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
Dating more than one person at a time.
She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.