anal crap

What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.

Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.

Evrything english teachers say is a pile of anal crap.

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double anal tug

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks. Kind of like a two-bunned hotdog.

Similar to ass job (first definition), but with two asses; much easier to perform.

Gavin got lucky at the bar last night and took these two thick booty hoes home, where they proceeded to jerk him off with a double anal tug. I got it all on video.

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national anal day

April 30th is national anal day. so put it in baby

Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO

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midnight anal express

when sexual tention is recieved through the anal

hey cliff il let u take a ride down the midnight anal express

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Prince Anal Fistula

nickname referring to a badass, an imposing figure, a serious threat

Great. Here comes Prince Anal Fistula to kick the crap out of us.

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anal tongue dart

While your partner sticks his or her tongue in your butt you release a fart on the tip of it.

Last night my girl friend gave me a anal tongue dart.

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Gay anal faggot

an absolute retard by the name of Soviet_Samuelson who has a youtube channel

Soviet Sam, the Gay anal faggot, has friends named Nazi_Nick and Hatecrime_Harry

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