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Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse
Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people
When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped
I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely
When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS
He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.