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Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
Chris Boner is hot
tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.
Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.
Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.
When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.
"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy
"cum boners" - some other guy