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Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.
Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?
A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.
"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"
A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.
"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"