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when you're giving someone a bj and they say "YOU ARE DRAWING ME TO FULFILLMENT" so they pull away from your mouth but they're too slow so they finish into your eye and you go blind
boy - AHHH YOU ARE DRAWING ME TO FULFILLMENT **pulls out of mouth**
girl - FUCK ME NOW I HAVE MILK EYE
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a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"
Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snao!)"
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A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.
That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest
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Another word for dick head, the third eye is the dick on ones forhead.
Jeff: That Adam is such a cock sucking ass hole with three eyes.
Bob: three eyes!? wow thats so cool having a third eye must be awesome!
Jeff: ........ Dumb ass nigga!
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n. 1) the anus
2) nickname for a woman who likes to engage in anal sex.
nice brown eye
that girls saving herself for marraige she's a brown eye
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A dog which has eyes from the DEVIL !
> Whats wrong with you dog ?
< oh she is just crazy eyes
> ok (the dog then eats her his soul ,yummy)
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The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.
Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.
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