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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.
Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.
Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
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king von was a african-american rapper from O'block with chief keef and many other rapper he was shot and killed outside of Monaco hookah lounge in in fist fight with quando rondo in results of king von death quando ronda has an 8 million dollar contract was put on quando's head by King von bestfriend lil durk also R.I.P V.roy
R.I.P KIng von his music hit cuz.
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A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.
The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
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One of the greatest Chinese Restaurants in the world, New Ho King has been delivering exquisite Chinese food for Torontonians since the beginning of time. With Chicken or Beef Black Bin sauce and assorted fly lice being one of its signature dishes, it's sure to hit the spot. They even offer late night delivery!
McLigz: This late night studying is giving me the munchies.
ChowFan-Pungyao: New Ho King to the lescue, i mean rescue!
McLigz: Alrite! Beef black bin sauce it is!
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A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.
In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
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A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.
The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."
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An ass that is bigger than xxl
Oh my god, just look at that king size ass!!!
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