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To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.
"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...
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when in a videogame you do something amazing, unbelievable or takes extreme skill.
Them headshots were a roshambo 1 moment!Im the man!
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A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
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A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.
*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.
Example 1
man 1: Where are you going?
man 2: I have to take an MGM
Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)
man 3: WTFs an MGM??
Ex 2.
man 1: Another MGM?
man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...
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Poggers chungus wholesome reddit moment
Poggers chungus wholesome reddit moment
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A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
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The act of one bro spitting on another bros cock whilst he is mid-flow at the urinal
"Went to take a piss cos I was 6 pints in when Lil Johnny comes up and stands at the next urinal, with all the love and emotion of an airport reunion. I'm going full flow when he looks down and spits right on the shaft of my flacid water pipe, looks up with teary eyes and says "what a beautiful moment between bros!"
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