Ash pants

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.

"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

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Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.

He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.

liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis he’s a liar pants.

Pin Pants

When someone hates you, they just want to put pins in your pants.

"Hey, Pin Pants! " said Steve

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

Spongebob Square Pants

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!