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1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!
Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
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The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
Marijuana ; derived from the term 'canadian' (John Candy was from canada)
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A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
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Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
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Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.
John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."
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Has the whitest teeth known to man.
"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."
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