Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

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Plot juice

Something used in a story only once to further the story for little propose

"Hey, when and why did she suddenly get the ultimate sword and lose it 5 minutes later?"
"I don't know, probably just plot juice"

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karate juice

Pussy slayer.

Damn, he go hard. You know he on that karate juice.
He fucked my girl just the other day.

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juice bag

Employée at Joe & The Juice (m). Not in the slightest interested in service, but more concerned with lazily hanging around, sporting the thinnest of mustaches, wearing hats indoors, and burning bread.

Derives from the word 'Douchebag'

"Wow. As though the smell of burned bread from Joe & The Juice isn't enough, the juice bag behind the counter tried to hit on me."

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Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

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Caboose Juice

When a man cums in his partner's anus.

I'm so glad he used a condom last night during sex because if he hadn't there would have been so much caboose juice!!

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turnip juice

A misunderstanding of "Turn up juice" which means alcohol being drank for the purpose of getting drunk.

Ex. "That was some good turnip juice last night, I ended up on the floor." "Turnip juice, what's that?" " T U R N U P juice" " oh"

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