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What politicians do when they choose war over people, culture and the earth
Politicians supporting the latest National Defense Authorization Act who don't support Universal Health Care are just making cents of peace.
On november 4 it’s make a song day. Make a song with a ukulele guitar or piano any instrument you want
Carol: Hey Kyle can i hear the song you made?
Kyle: Uhh...Ohh it’s make a song day today
this phrase can be used to insult those who are going crazy and talking about how amazing and cute jinns are. (yes sakim i’m talking about you). it’s said that these type of people suck poopoo and are crazy in the head
“omg max is such a jinn in the making..”
“yeah i know”
When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”
The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.
Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop