Alex is a girl who is weird and prbly likes shawn mendes. She eats banana peels and lives under the bleachers. You better be careful or she'll suck u into her marvel craze. It's scary in there.
Alex is a different kind of human.
You know what he can do?
Hym "Alex needs to take his hypergamy and shove it up his ass and the go buy his wife a passport because a better man has appeared."
A person who will break up with their girlfriend and asked her for his sweater back And then gives his sweater to his new Girlfriend without washing it.
This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
PERSON 1: omg bro alex is Lowkey attractive PERSON 2: Nah he’s a emo
A person who will break up with their girlfriend and asked her for his sweater back And then gives his sweater to his new Girlfriend without washing it.
This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
PERSON 1: omg bro alex is Lowkey attractive PERSON 2: Nah he’s a emo
To Alex, when you're a straight man, but after having many drinks you become gay and grope rugby players
Wow, you were so drunk last night you did an Alex.