Ur mom lollllll
Girl 1: omg who’s that guy
Helen: that’s my boo thang get away from him
Girl 1: lol he’s so hot
Helen: Ik right but imma beat ur ass
Girl 1: stfu let’s go imma take your boo thang
Helen: *takes off her earings, and puts her hair up*
Girl 1: gets scared asf and runs away
Helen: makes out with Ryan and lives happy ever after
Ryan, funny, but kind of a dark side. He will also be sarcastic and has a lot of friends! He will be very athletic and loves one sport. He is kind, and you want one in your life because he is a good person all around.
Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Someone who is not only smart & cool. But he's also your average kid. Sometimes Ryan can be someone who smokes lots of weed with his sister. And, that's why their going to hell for disobeying God message. Happy face!