Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair
Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.
Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.
when someone is wild or crazy.
"I'm taking crazy hair home before she gets too out of control."
When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush
Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair
Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie
He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie
a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers
my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck