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A gangbang wherein five guys fuck one bitch. One dude is laying on his back on the ground, while he fucks the broad's asshole as he holds her hips. The second guy is standing up and fucking the girl's pussy, as the bitch is arched up a notch while being fucked in the ass by the first guy. The other three guys are standing over on the other side, as the one in the middle is getting sucked off and the two guys beside him are being jacked off by the chick.
That, folks, is a party time.
Shit, guys, that cunt is so fucking wasted that she's up for a party time with all of us.
Time Math is the adding and subtracting of increments of time. Also, figuring out the local time across time zones. Time Math can be extremely difficult during travel.
Time math is much more difficult than regular math in that One Hundred equals Sixty (minutes). If it's 5:49 and you add 22 minutes, what do you got?... See? It's tough.
Say you're flying from Los Angeles to Chicago and need to be at a meeting at 4:45. You need to conduct time math to figure out how long it'll take to get to the airport, what time the flight leaves YOUR time, what the local time will be when you land, how long it'll be to catch a cab, and how long you have to get to the meeting destination.
Another example would be if someone says you're meeting at 2:00 but then calls back to say 'Actually, be there an hour and a quarter before then.'
Time Math can be a bitch when doing 15 minute increments.
When you see that Peng as chica across the room and smash is the only thing on yo mind!
Oh my hat....it's game time the boiis!!
A game-time is when a bartender goes out and buys four roofies, and spikes the drinks of four customers (preferably male). If done correctly, they should pass out at almost the same time, in a similar fashion to a Mexican wave, ready for duty.
Made famous by BaratsAndBereta (youtube.com/watch?v=CBCEnVBaPOs#t=88)
Correct style of usage:
(after executing the move)
>Bartender: "Hey, I'm gonna show you all the best shot there is, m'kay? It's called 'Game-time',"
>Bartender: "First, you go out and buy FOUR roofies." *down a shot* "Ahhhhh...."
>Customer 1: "Holy shit, you put four fuckin' roofies in there?!?"
>Bartender: "Nope."
(Customers should pass out right about now)
>Bartender: "Game-time..."
Someone who changes their date(s) back or to the future on their calendar of their electronic device(s).
Kymie: I just caught my man changing the years on his phone, and he does it alot.
Hanna: Yea, he's a totally time looper...
... 3 years later: they ended the conversation, and they just realizes Kymie's man just left her an hour after after they started. So, Kymie and Hanna decide to have awkward sex... :Time Looper
A personalized account of time, in which events are not viewed along their actual linear temporal order, but rather in the order with which the interpreter was made aware of their presence. Is widely recognized worldwide, except in Ireland, where the unpopularity of "Cam's Time" baffles and disgusts most Western scholars.
Say there are two people, Cam and Douchebag 2.0, engaged in conversation through various forms of media. Douchebag 2.0 sends a Facebook post asking "Why am I a douchebag?" at 10:11AM. But Cam doesn't look at his Facebook that morning, and instead answers an SMS from Douchebag 2.0 sent at 11:32AM which asks the same question. Cam will later check his Facebook at 2:42PM, thus seeing the question to which he had already replied. From Cam's perspective, according to the principles of Cam Time, the SMS text message occurred first and the Facebook post second, which remains a legitimate claim within the parameters of Cam Time theory even though in real time the Facebook post came first and the SMS second. If Douchebag 2.0 argues to the contrary than it is readily apparent that he truly is a douchebag, since he doesn't understand the rudimentary elements of Cam Time theory and shouldn't have sent the Facebook post or SMS in the first place because it makes him look like an even bigger douchebag.