National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

Fuck ur gf

On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend

Hey babe it’s national fuck ur gf day want to.

ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

Ur ass don’t lie

When a girls ass is rlly nice

John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie

clinched ur nose - to not lie fully

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

capitão urs

A very strong and handsome penguin, usually trying to deal with the Fakeurs

OMG! Gustavo is capitão urs!