Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
Celebrating Fermented Foods
World Fermentation Day is celebrated on the first Sunday of September
Something penaldo could never win
"Penaldo is never gonna win the lottery. Its a FIFA World Cup."
When someone thinks they have something special, but it's not really, and others see this.
22year old manchild: "My Toyota Camry Sport is a sleeper, it will walk your Mustang."
Random onlooker at Walmart parking lot witnessingthe confrontation: "Hey that's Bobby's World dude!"
Ok I’m sorry that message was to none gone who chose to hate gumball and shouldn’t exist kill him
Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
That one thing everyone wants, but is too lazy to achieve...
Yo, Sharquisha! I want me some muddafuging world peace up in here!
shit pageant girl uses in every sentence.
what's your gender? "world peace"
what's your favorite food? "world peace"
why should you be pageant queen? "because I want world peace for the world.