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Rick Dobesh
I am in love with a peak American male
See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
The most expensive shit on planet earth.
No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.
American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs
God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?