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David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 25, 2020


David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024


David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by November 21, 2021


Ryan David

The life of the party - Ryan David is a social butterfly whose character and charisma make him incredibly attractive and extraordinarily lovable. If you have the chance to meet Ryan David you’ll soon find yourself wondering, ‘do I want to be with him or simply be him?’ It must be warned though…

A guy with two first names is always bad news ;)

Can you please tell Ryan David to stop hitting on every twink in the bar, isn’t one enough!?

by Sparkle.pony July 28, 2022


David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.

David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple

by Bonququ May 9, 2012


Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.

Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022


David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan

You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024