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A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable
Facebook Troll
FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.
Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd
FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days
A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.
One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.
When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.
Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"
A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.
"Man, there was so much facebook frenzy last night"
"I know, I even changed my profile picture"
A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard