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Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.
In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂
Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.
Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards
Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
when ur aesthetic is just weird af
Hey bro what’s ur aesthetic?
“ black milk aesthetic”
Your done, Your done.
When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time
Sweet high quality breast milk.
Bro have you tried Kelly's Cambodian Milk.