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Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.
"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard
A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
It's when you take your beat and meat it.
Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!
When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.
A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously
I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.
A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.
Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.
Person B: What?
Person A: It's hard.
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A proper definition of a car meet where a bunch of guys get together in an empty location to show off there cars, and therefore becomes a sausage fest.
Where’s the car meat at tonight?
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