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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020


Very perfect middle finger emoji

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap

Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023


the perfect tower 2

A amazing game where you shoot pixels while being afk for 100hrs.

"Man I Love that hit game the perfect tower 2"

by Iqdb9 June 1, 2022


perfect guy

Tarik

Tarik is the perfect guy

by manman1292 June 6, 2020


A Perfect life

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.

Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.

Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby

by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020


A Perfect Life

William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.

Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”

Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”

Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022


The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 24, 2021