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When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.
That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!
a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
what you wish you were
couch potato cat is the cats meow
An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.
Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam
The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.
Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away
Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?