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What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.
I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.
When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.
It always tastes better than any other food.
Cannot be consumed when sober.
Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"
A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.
"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."
On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.