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The young lady from lunch
“yo who’s that guy?” -hoe #1
“that’s not a guy! That’s Ben the young lady from lunch.” - hoe #2
Ben, aka Honest Ben, is so honest that he never lied in his life, about 90% of the Ben population wear glasses, and got neutered at a young age. Bens typically like Dragon Ball Z, and their dad is usually a Walrus
Julius: hey Ben is it ok to lie?
Ben: nope! My mother said honesty is the best policy
Julius: Ben, are you neutered?
Ben: yea! My father neutered me to prevent me from getting testicular cancer!
the unfunniest, stupidest, loudest most annoying bitch in the world. probably listens to juicewrld and likes it. definitely a red flag.
ben is so fucking annoying, why do i still talk to him.
Wonderful person who always sees the good in people. He gives everything to the person he loves. He is cute to his girl but male to the rest. He is also very loyal and helpful.
“He is such a nice human being“,“Who?“,“Ben“
Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with.
Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.
Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.
Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.
As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.
Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.
Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
I just gave Ben a Brojob! He didn't look at me or say nothing but at the end he was proper smiling.
You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"
What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.