a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him
Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania
Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”
The creator Life360, making him the biggest snitch of mankind.
Hey do you know Chris Hulls
Yeah, I heard he’s a bitch
If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up
your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her
A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️
Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish