A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself
girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper
David is a badass mothafucker that is very introverted. He is tall and handsome. Kiely is very extroverted. She is nice, honest, humble, sweet, and very sexy. Together they make the perfect pair. Where one seems to lack in an area the other picks up. Kiely does not judge anyone for anything. Both are problem solvers and both are helpers. Kiely has outlandish ideas and solutions where as David likes to be more solution focused on answers that are idealist.
Kiely-noun-thinks outside the box and David -noun-thinks inside the box. David with Kiely make a great team and work well together. A David with a Kiely compliment each other quite well.
A really hot guy that has a girlfriend even hotter
I'm so jealous David Langston of him his girl is so hot
David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!
I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.
David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"