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"Brandon turns gay and 3/6ths when his buddies drink beer and watch porn."
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Here we are once again. We both know that there's a long road ahead paved so together down it we shall ascend. And though death may divide us in this life my love for you goes beyond the grave...
"Till death do us part<3<3.... <3Through the after life<3"
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The best game to be ever released, sadly Jesus will only be a side character, but Shrek is the best character anyway
I dont wanna kill myself because of half life 3
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When you eat mexican food (or any food really) and have to use the bathroom right after eating.
Yo, I've got to find the bathroom now, this 3 minute taco is tearin' me up.
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When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you throat punch her and donkey punch her in the face and then scream THE 3 FOOT NIPPER!!!
He just gave his old lady the 3 Foot nipper.
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Whoever was born on this day has a big dick. Every girl wants him. If you have sex with him one time you will never forget him.
Oh god, this dude is for sure March 3 2003!
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to suck a dick or pussy swallow it and then spit it in the mouth of any person (any gender)
these gays were having 3 in 1 or SSS with each other
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