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Not to confuse or downplay importance in here & now.
All Good Going Forward and may Doggod not make a Jobe outta me.
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The worst rapper of all time is considered to be Nicki Minaj. As she married a rapist and continued to act like nothing happened.
Omg did u know the worst rapper of all time sucks ????
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The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.
After he fought off the bully, he started to look like an All-American Boy Next Door kinda guy.
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When things are getting heated and you don't want your girl to get the full advantage of the Mighty Totem but you still want her to get a taste of the goods you spread eagle but pull up to allow full access to remainder of the bits; pull the fierce part up into yourself up into your chest to allow for excellent flappy foreplay. Like the warm-up band before the main event.
Ali granted his girl Jen the All Access Pass, giving her the necklace to warm up for the Main Event.
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Utterance, commonly made by someone who intrudes on another in the bathroom
Person 1: Dude, you got corn chunks all up in your shit.
Person 2: Don't you ever knock?
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It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.
“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!