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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022


harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.

Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh

by April 26, 2023


Roblox Jesus

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus

"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."

by The Smart Guy 12345 October 24, 2020


Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.

Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!

by Kung Ku Lou December 7, 2020


Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012


the kai jesus moreno

a level 6 sex move involving anal sex with a male in which after backshotting a man you challenge him to a game of mortal combat, the resulting winner gets to hang the loser up by his testicles and beat him with a stick while yelling derogatory terms at him

me and my boyfriend garret just tried the kai jesus moreno last night, it was wonderful!

by trenton knutsen December 22, 2022

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Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

by HoggedOut69 December 26, 2023