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King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.
EXAMPLE #1
Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'
Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'
EXAMPLE #2
'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'
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Avenue King Crip Gang (A.K.C. 1-11-3 One Eleven Trey Gang)4-point Crip set, originated in Lynn, MA in the Mid-Late 1990's. One of the largest and most feared crip gangs in the Boston area. Suspected of having 200-300 active members in several communities. Numerous AKC members are serving state and federal prison sentances for violent crimes including murder. Several slayings of rival Blood gang members have been attributed to the Avenue King Crips. The gang is believed to be heavily involved in drug and gun trafficing.
Avenue King Crip Gang Sin City Murda MAss
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The greatest guitar player EVER, is so AWSOME and has one of the coolest guitars of all time!!
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A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One, good old Wayne. The team basically became the Edmonton Oilers years after the infamous Gretzky trade in 1988. In 1993, the team had five players from Edmonton, or more, and went on to the Cup finals.
Ever since, they have been a pretty fun team to watch, especially with guys like Avery (the dirtiest hockey player on Earth) and Roenick (hilarious man who has starred in sitcoms and gambles off the ice, and did a chicken dance). They have been in and out of the playoffs. Hockey games are continously sold out in L.A., and California for that matter.
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Hey man, I turned on my T.V.. I realized that our Los Angeles Kings are in the finals against the Habs.
L.A. Hockey Fan #2: Well, no kidding! Gretzky, Huddy, Kurri, McSorley. That's four former Edmonton Oilers who built a dynasty in the 80s!
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Yeah, the kings sure did jack the shit out of the Edmonton Oilers.
L.A. Native #1: Not only are the Lakers and Dodgers a hit here in Los Angeles, but what about those L.A. Kings?
L.A. Native #2: Yeah I was watching them play last night. Sean Avery was chirping everyone on the other team as always. J.R. started dancing on the ice after the game.
L.A. Native #1: Well, then. Let's go buy tickets for the next home game!
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A bunch of fags with backwards hats rolled up pants, and kings sweaters. These men get so much pussy for playing Kings and they are very talented at the game of hockey as they play AA or AAA hockey most of the Kings players have a bad rep but that doesn’t stop them from the amount of pussy they get.
Girl #1 oh wow you play Sherwood Park Kings?!
Kings boi#1 ya
Girl #1 *proceeds to suck dick*
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what you call someone that says the N word on a plane.
Guy 1: did you hear that guy say “nigger?”
Guy 2: yea it’s probably the burger king guy.
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When you’re in the car and you feel it comin’ fast, so your only choice is to pull into the nearest Burger King parking lot and make a mad dash for their sub-par bathrooms.
Anna: Hey Becky, I’m not feelin’ so good. Can we pull over fAST?
Becky: Oh NO, you’re not having a Burger King moment again, are you?
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