The act of being involved in anything with your bros. If there is more than one bro, you are bro-ing it out.
Slampice: What are you doing later Joey?
Joey: I will probably smash then spend the rest of my evening bro-ing it out with my bros and some nattys.
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Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.
Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.
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When someone is a complete douche, and claims it was just a prank.
father- *le car crash*
kid- no! le father is dead!
father- don't be a cry babeh boi! It's just a prank bro!
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Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.
"Hey, I cut onions for you."
"Thanks for the total bro job!"
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When a guy puts friends before women.
"Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"
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A type of infestation somewhat like "bed bugs" in which bros inhabit one's bed.
Jason: Dude I was having the best dream and then I woke up because there were these guys in my bed bothering me.
Marvin: Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Bed bros.
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The next big thing, the act of placing objects on bros once they have passed out.
Things on bros could include a cup, paint can, french fry, or if your really fuckin cool, a bike.
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