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At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.
Jerking off for hours at a time
"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"
"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"
a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun
she waffled his copter all night long
When you are totally involved in something illegal
He wouldn't say shit, because he's already in it up to his elbows.
Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?
Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town
If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out
Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out
Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
When it's a drug addicts birthday
Guys did you hear it's tadl's hi guy fly bi?