finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

The Exact Moment Walt Becomes Heisenberg

"The Exact Moment Walt Becomes Heisenberg," or "The Moment Walter White Became Heisenberg" is a cliché phrase or statement made by fans of the criminal drama series Breaking Bad, used to define the exact moment the main protagonist Walter White supposedly "breaks bad" and truly becomes his criminal alter ego, Heisenberg. While the general consensus is that he did not truly become Heisenberg during one specific scene, and that it was a gradual change and series of events that turned him into Heisenberg, the statement has been consistently used unironically by fans of the series for many years in Breaking Bad-related discussions.

It is often used on heavy scenes, such as when Walter watches Jesse Pinkman's girlfriend, Jane, choke to death rather than helping her, or when he threatens two meth dealers into avoiding Walter's "territory."

In the late 2010's, the phrase often started being used on light-hearted scenes, such as scenes from the episode "Fly," or when he gives advice to a junkie in a convenience store.

"The Exact Moment Walt Becomes Heisenberg" is also Breaking Bad's very own phrase or statement used by its fans in an attempt to sound smart and sophisticated in their television show knowledge. Every piece of media has something like this.

Dude, did you know this was The Exact Moment Walt Becomes Heisenberg?
Oh Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Epic gamer hype beast moment

When you hit someone in the head with a sniper for 330 heath when their standing on a pyramid in fortnite.

Omg omg I just hit an epic gamer hype beast moment, I’m so cracked at fortnite my dude

Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.

I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!

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Bi-Polar Music Moment

To sing random lines in a bunch of different songs out of no where.

Usually very different music styles.

Matt: You spin my head right round...
Katie: Meatspin song! :D
Matt: Don't trust a hoe...
Katie: I did. <.<
Matt: lol
Katie: </3
Taco: *rapes*
Katie: lol thank you. (:

Katie: ALL BETTAH.
Matt: I hate everything about you, why do I love you...
Taco: Because you're stupid.
Katie: Matt is having a bi-polar music moment..
Matt: <.<

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it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.

Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

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and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

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