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When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
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Sequel to arguably the greatest game on PS2m, God of War. Kratos (The Ghost of Sparta) has just taken up his spot as God of War when he gets fucked up by Zeus and stripped of his powers. So now its time to get your shit together and take Zeus down. On the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like Cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.
Awesome bit at the start of God of War 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus shit, decent graphics.
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when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking
after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods
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Every Wednesday people who have rizz come together in groups and test and use their rizz on anybody they can get
danny:bro what's today ??
andre:Brooo it's Rizz God Wednesday duhh.
Yeet God Mcneckass means our true lord and savior, the legendary man of memes above Pepe himself. This person can be a woman but usually the trait is passed down generation by generation onto a man. He is the determiner of what memes appear this year, and by being his friend you can become a meme lord for one year of your life. All Yeet God Mcneckasses are folks who are direct descendants of Jesus Christ himself. (Pepe is secretly their uncle)
There’s Yeet God Mcneckass! *Bows in praise*
When something goes wrong, it’s definitely Dylan's fault.
When in doubt, it’s always blamed on Dylan.
Why wont this equipment work?.. God Damn it Dylan!
An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.
Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.