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A phenomenal sub sandwich served at Ravinia Festval in Highland Park, Illinois. It consists of two *fresh* pieces of hardy white bread. Contained between the two slices lies a cornucopia of all things good in the world; Lettuce, tomato, salami, vibrantly coloured peppers, and of course a dash of black pepper to complete the sandwich of the gods. A gift from The Heavens, the Italian Walking Stick is clearly the epitome of 21st century dining, and should be enjoyed by people around the globe. Praise the almighty sub. hurrah.
Stanley: Miranda, please help me identify that beautiful gift of nature which you will soon proceed to ingest?
Miranda: Oh! Why, it is an Italian Walking Stick Sandwich! Although my friend, Marcus, claims that it is a horrible sandwich, I enjoy it very much! Yum!
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A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)
The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!
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a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".
Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
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An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem.
The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick.
It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner.
The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end.
The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end.
Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game.
"Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.
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to masterbate
G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?
Arly: He said he is helping his mom...
G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift
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stickup man - a thief who robs you with gun normally hidden in a coat.
That guy on the street was a Stick up man worked downtown, but he wasn't a bad guy always looked after the roses in his gardens.
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