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The attraction of a male born with XY Chromosomes to a Female born with XX Chromosomes and vise versa.
Commonly referred to as a “Fake Sexuality” by Heterophobic Individuals.
JERRY: Wait, do you have XX chromosomes?
MARIA: Yes. I was born with them. We’re you always a Guy?
JERRY: Yep, Since birth!
MARIA: Why did you ask?
JERRY: I’m Super Straight... I only date females who accepted their Gender from birth.
MARIA: Awww ME TOO.
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Parody of Dragon Ball series produced by TOEI animation.
Copied everything from previous series and ruined main cast personalities.
Tard: "Did you see latest Dragon Ball Super episode? Goku's new form is awesome! He has green hair and he's going to fight Diamond Buu and Silver Cell!"
Fan: "Get lost."
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a term to nonchalantly refer to a sexually transmitted disease (STD)
"Yo, does Lindsey have any Super Taco Deals that you know of?"
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The act of two men meeting anus to anus. The first man to shit into the anus of the other wins and gets to have sex with the freshly shatted anus.
The pet store was out of gerbils so we decided to give the sanfran super pocket a try and to my surprise what a reward to get to push in that steamy goodness.
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Peyton Manning is the most overrated and overhyoed player...in the postseason.
Seriously, how did he get the MVP with these stats: 25/38 (65%, solid), 247 yards (average 6.5 yards a pass, bad), one touchdown (considering he's Peyton fucking Manning, you'd expect more, hell his brother had more touchdowns in his Super Bowl appearance, and Eli is terrible!), one interception, which equates into an 81.7. Normally, that's seen a just meh, but this is Peyton Manning we're talking about, so there's more weight.
Dominic Rhodes ran for 113 yards on 21 carries (5.3 yards a carry, on the Bears defense!) and touchdown, yet he didn't get the MVP?
Don't get me wrong, I was glad Peyton got his ring, since he deserved it. But his victory isn't as good as the media says.
Don't forget, he was playing against an incredibly overrated Bears team that was led by Rex Grossman. If you gave any team two weeks to prepare against that, they're going to crush them.
Overall rating for Super Bowl XLI: 3/10.
Pros:
-Peyton gets his ring
-Grossman gets raped
Cons:
-Peyton is one of, if not the, most undeserving MVP in Super Bowl history.
-Rain made the game sloppy.
-06-07 Bears are one of the worst teams to make the Super Bowl.
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The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.
If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.
"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"
"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."
"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."
"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."
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When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.
Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.
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